Rules of Engagement: When Stopped by the Police in Nigeria

Rules of Engagement: When Stopped by the Police in Nigeria

The Classic Nigerian Police Stop Picture this: You’re cruising down the road, vibing to your favorite Burna Boy jam, when suddenly—“Oga, pull over!” Your heart skips a beat. Is it your expired license? The missing fire extinguisher? Or just “Oga Police’s” daily hustle? Whatever it is, how you handle this …

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Why You Should Not Buy a White Car

Why You Should Not Buy a White Car

Let’s be real—white cars look clean. Until you drive out of the showroom. Five minutes on a Nigerian road, and your “snow princess” becomes a “dust warrior.” White cars in Nigeria? That’s like wearing white to a party where everyone is throwing red dust in the air. First, dust is …

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Keyless Cars in Nigeria: What You Never Knew About It

When keyless vehicles initially came out in Nigeria, many people believed that only the “big boys”—the people who drive fancy cars and press a button to start the engine—were allowed to drive them. On Nigerian highways, keyless ignition is becoming more common as more models embrace the technology. The hidden …

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Watch That Radiator!

Watch that radiator

Ah, my people! Is your radiator trying to send you a distress message, but you’re too busy to notice? Let’s face it, cars in Nigeria go through a lot—bad roads, scorching heat, and endless traffic. Your radiator, the unsung hero of your engine’s cooling system, deserves more love than you’re …

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Toyota Gearbox Wahala: Why Your Car Delays Before Moving

You shift your Toyota into “Drive,” press the accelerator, and instead of smooth movement, your car delays before finally moving. Sometimes, it even jerks like a frustrating danfo bus. If this sounds familiar, don’t worry—you’re not alone. Many Toyota owners in Nigeria have faced this annoying gearbox delay. But what’s …

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