9 Things You Must Know Before Having Sex In A Car

You may think of having sex in a car as something that only teenagers do because they often don’t really have any other options, you are wrong. Whether you are spicing up your sex life with your partner or it’s simply a quickie, having sex in the car is always fun, no matter your age. Studies have found that when it comes to the most common fantasies for women, both as an “unusual place” and a “romantic location” bathrooms, elevators and cars top the list. But there are few things you must consider first before venturing into this adventure.

1.) Cars Are For Quickies Alone

No one should go into car sex thinking it’s going to be some long, drawn-out lovemaking session that will include at least a good 40 minutes of foreplay. Cars are for quickies on your lunch break or, a speedy bang before getting dropped off or getting home.

2.) There’s Really Only Two Possible Options For Sex Spots In The Car

Unless you think you’re in some ridiculous ‘1980s music video in which having sex on the hood or trunk of a car seems totally legit, you really only have the front seats and/or the back seats to have sex. For front seat action, you’ll need to recline the seat a bit and hope you don’t ram your leg into the side of the door or that annoying thing that locks the seat belt in place. From here, cowgirl position, either regular or reverse, is your best bet.

For backseat action, you can lay down a bit more, but unless you’re about five feet tall then one of you will probably be straddling the other while sitting not quite upright; there’s just no space for lying down. Of course, there’s always the option of giving oral sex to your partner while they sit in the driver’s seat, but when it comes to penetrative sex, trying to get it on in that seat isn’t going to be easy. In fact, the car horn will be accidentally beeped so many times that you’ll just draw attention to yourself.

3.) Muscle Cramps Are Inevitable

Any position where you can’t total stretch out your body muscles is liable to cramp up something. And car sex is pretty much the exact recipe for that.

4.) You Definitely Want To Open Up A Window

Did you see Titanic? Remember Leo’s and Kate’s car sex scene? It was steamy and hot as hell, which of course, can be really sexy and add to the mystery of what’s going on in the car. But you also have to consider that steamy windows are a dead giveaway that something is up, and if you have Busy-Body individuals nosying around, they may call on you.

5.) Leather Seat Isn’t Going To Feel Right On Your Skin

You need to sweat on leather seat to understand how this feels. Leather also doesn’t allow for much slip and sliding, so this is where having a fabric interior or a blanket in the trunk of your car at all times comes in handy.

6.) You Really Need To Park Somewhere Super Private

You definitely want to choose a place that’s very well hidden, and, ideally, to do it at night. Why? Well, other than the possible embarrassment factor of getting caught, having sex in public is against the law.

7.) You Are Totally Going To Smell Like Sex Afterwards

Sex has a pretty potent smell, and that smell lingers. If you don’t open a window or air yourselves out, you’re going to stink like sex for a bit, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. But depending on what you have planned after your romp in the car, it could be awkward for those who have to deal with smelling you.

8.) It Might Not Be As Fun As When You Were A Teenager

When you were a teenager, everything was fun and new. This isn’t to say that having sex in a car is going to be a total drag and/or a waste of your time, but it’s going to be a different kind of fun. So definitely don’t go into it expecting to feel like you’re 17 years old all over again. In fact, if anything, once you get in that back seat and realize you can’t move like you used to, you’ll probably feel older than younger ― which is still fun! But, in a completely different way.

9.) If You Don’t Have The Stamina For It, Reconsider Doing It.

As fun as it maybe, car sex requires a certain level of stamina. If you are 60 and above, you may try to reconsider doing it. You wouldn’t want to be rushed to the hospital from the back of a car during a sex session, it’s embarrassing. Except Almighty Viagra will help with conquering this territory.

About Nonso Okafor

I've worked as a technical support representative in major auto centers in Nigeria for more than twenty years. I have dealt with a variety of problems in my capacity as a customer service representative and auto diagnostics expert. I'm committed to assisting people in properly maintaining their automobiles and in appreciating this magnificent innovation known as an automobile.

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